When there's a wedding on the cards, there are jobs to be done and choices to be made. Big, important choices. Like whether or not to say yes to the proposal. Like which surname to choose. And which wedding cake topper to pick for the most fabulous wedding cake known to humanity. These are choices to be made solemnly and without haste. Yet, unlike choosing a spouse or a double-barrelled surname, you can choose more than one wedding cake topper. You could even have two wedding cakes with two wedding cake toppers, or three of them, and no-one would blink. We like to call it polycakery. You could also get an engagement cake topper, then change your mind just before the big day and swap it out for a better model. But that's just called being fickle.